If you or anyone you know suffers from cachexia (physical wasting with loss of weight and muscle mass due to disease) or are otherwise emaciated we have found the burger for you! Slathered with a special mayonnaise sauce, two kinds of cheese, bacon, and 1/3lbs of beef (also lettuce, tomato, onion, and sauteed shrooms), this burger is NOT for the cholesterol conscious. Don't get me wrong, it looked absolutely delicious as I stared at my partner's juicy goodness while I waited for my own Shaw Burger to arrive.
I bit into it once, and kept taking bite after excruciating bite in anticipation of it somehow getting better. But low, the burger just became more and more unruly and less and less tasty. I fought hard to keep the patty and all of the co-stars inside the bun, but I was no match for the slippery special sauce. Yes, I did finish the burger, but that's not the point. I felt mine was overdressed in sauce, and I found it hard to taste anything else. No part of the burger stood out, nor any ingredient made it special. Don't eat the Shaw Burger unless it's the only thing you eat for an entire day as it is more than a days worth of calories and fat (lucky for me, it was the only thing I ate that day :)). By the last bite I was sure my gall bladder would fall out of my body. Next time (if there is a next time) I would ask to hold the mayo and special sauce. Actually, if I did this, then it's not a "Shaw Burger" anymore, so I would get something else entirely. Others swear that this is one of the best burgers...um, yeah, whatever man.
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